Yay!

So happy news!  I am now a Phat Fiber Contributor! And box drop is coming up. And as usual I'm obsessing. (Eh, it's what I do.) So lightning strike of inspiration coupled with a recent interest in Dire Straits. (I have no idea why.) I knew I would never be able to sleep until I finished it, so here is my parody of Dire Straits' Money for Nothing

 

I want my PFSB (Phat Fiber Sampler Box)

 

I want my, I want my PFSB

Now look at them fibers, that’s the way you do it.
You stalk the Etsy for the PFSB
You’re box huntin’, that’s the way you do it
Phat Fiber Sampler, mini shopping spree

 

Now you’re box huntin, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you that box is fun,
Maybe get some hand dyed silky sock yarn
Maybe get some beautiful handspun

 

You got to wait for the box drop email
Yes, it’s coming; wait and see
You got to wait and stalk until drop time
Ask for help from the Gods of Etsy

 

You got to wait for the box drop email
Yes, it’s coming; wait and see
You got to wait and stalk until drop time
Ask for help from the Gods of Etsy

 

Look a’ here, Look a’ here

You wanna learn to spin some hand spun
You wanna learn to knit some gloves
Look at that box, it’s fillin’ up the camera

Man, sure could be fun

Oh and right there, what that? Cashmere and Yak blend?
Bet you that will crochet up just like a dream?
You’re box huntin’, that’s the way you do it
Get your Phat Fiber Sampler, mini shopping spree

 

You got to wait for the box drop email
Yes, it’s coming; wait and see
You got to wait and stalk until drop time
Ask for help from the Gods of Etsy

 

Listen here

Now you’re box huntin’, that’s the way you do it
You click the button for your PFSB
You’re box huntin’, that’s the way you do it
Phat Fiber Sampler, mini shopping spree

 

Phat Fiber Sampler
Mini shopping spree
Phat Fiber Sampler
Mini shopping spree

Look at that, look at that,
I want my
I want my
I want my PFSB

 

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